The Internet Marketeer

I just had this wonderful idea, why not put valuable time and effort into taking up a job in the very respectable field of internet marketing?

And not just internet marketing, but, as I like to see it, email to email, email knocking. The most wonderful thing about this job is that I will never have to deliver bad news - all of it's good! Imagine telling people everyday that they have won the lottery, you need to give them $10,000,000 urgently, or that the uncle they have never had has just left them $3,000,000 in their last will and testament?

I say this is a pretty good deal, a win-win situation! I think I'll apply for this little beauty:

Happy New Year and Here's to Your Health!

After a very wonderful Christmas and New Year's of drinking, eating and laughing too much, I am deciding to enter the field of health. After all, this should be a field that will always be in demand. Especially considering our current recession, I would imagine that health care and products would be in even greater demand than ever before. The area I have particularly in mind is medicine, or pharmacy for short. Here is a wonderful looking job advertisement for a full-time pharmacy assistant.

...hang on a second, I just found this article from today's news. Apparently Finland's largest pharmaceutical company Orion is letting go of 200 workers. For those of you who read Finnish, check out the article to the left:
All I can say is, 'What the?'.

Job of the Week

Now it's official, there are no jobs of the week...

Christmas break

Ahhh... Christmas is coming, what a good time to take a break. Some might take one or two weeks, others might take just a little longer. Well here's some food for thought... click the present to the right.

Child's play

It's child's play really. I mean, what do we do at Christmas and birthday times? Well, we buy the our kids toy tools, toy computers, toy kitchen sets, toy ironing sets, shops....

Why not save the hassle and get them the real things? Kill two birds with one stone.


http://www.childjustice.org/html/journal_issue06.htm

Much Cleaner than Clean

Well, today's job is much cleaner than clean. It's a cleaning job, that starts in the kitchen and ends in the living room.

It's full-time and only exceptional cleaners are welcome to apply (isn't that handy?). The resident cleaners are to be well-presented, are to have excellent communication skills, and have the willingness and desire to work in the cleaning industry.

The applicant should have a current driver's license and a police clearance - gosh men are expecting a lot in this day and age...

Dangers of over employment

http://www.dea.org.au/node/100